Review by
Eric Hillis
Directed by: Spenser Cohen, Anna Halberg
Starring: Harriet Slater, Adain Bradley, Avantika, Jacob Batalon, Olwen Fouéré
Adapted from Nicholas Adams' 1992 novel 'Horrorscope' by
writer/directors Spenser Cohen and Anna Halberg,
Tarot is gifted with what should be a winning formula. Not
only does it see a bunch of attractive young stars killed off in the
manner of horoscopes predicted through the use of the titular cards, but
it also has a group of evil entities inspired by the cards. And yet the
film squanders every opportunity it's presented with to create a fun and
scary Friday night at the movies.
Haley (Harriet Slater) and her diverse but generic group of
friends spend a weekend at a rental house in the countryside outside
Boston, where they attend college together. While searching for any booze
that might be stashed away, they come across a deck of tarot cards.
Wouldn't you know it, Haley just happens to be something of a tarot buff.
Despite her insistence that it's bad luck to use a stranger's deck, Haley
gives in to her friends' pressure and uses the cards to read their
horoscopes. They each receive a bland premonition coupled with a specific
card: The High Priestess, The Hermit, The Hanged Man, The Magician, The
Fool, The Devil and Death. It's all fun and games until the members of the group return to college
(where they appear to be the only students; what is this,
The Holdovers?) and start dying in a manner related to their horoscopes. Can they figure
out a way to survive, or does fate have it in for them?
Tarot may be based on a book from the early '90s but its
cinematic influences are very much of the early 20th century, specifically
Final Destination. The plot is essentially a rehash of the driving force of that series,
with a bunch of youngsters marked for death, but it misunderstands what
makes those films so effective. For a start the kills here have none of
the elaborate Rube Goldberg constructions that cause viewers to dig their
nails into their armrests in anticipation of that final moment when death
strikes. Nor do they have the quotidian aspect that makes you acutely
aware of your everyday surroundings when you walk out of the cinema after
a Final Destination movie. Unlike
Final Destination, where death is a metaphysical concept, here the victims are menaced by
the physical embodiments of the Tarot cards; if you got the Fool card,
you'll be killed by The Fool and so on. So rather than someone being
killed by what could be read as bad luck, we see the demons manipulate
their surrounds. Having the Tarot cards come to life could have been fun
if rendered in the fashion of the
Puppet Master
movies, with each one having a distinct look and personality, but here
they're just a generic bunch of post J-horror spooks with lank hair,
barely glimpsed for the most part as they stick to the shadows.
Irish horror staple Olwen Fouéré pops up as a blend of Tony
Todd and Ali Larter's Final Destination characters. She
exists to explain the backstory, which gives us a flashback to 18th
century Hungary, while spelling out just how screwed the protagonists are,
ala Todd. She's also a survivor of the cards herself, ala Larter. But
she's really there for the sole reason of having exposition delivered by
an experienced actress with the sort of presence absent from the bland
young cast.
Verbal exposition is a constant fallback for this lazily constructed film
that rarely gives us anything visual of note. The setup is rendered in the
worst way possible, forcing the audience to endure no less than seven
characters having their horoscopes read. As it's impossible to expect the
audience to remember the details of each premonition, the film has to
resort to blunt reminders of each individual horoscope when it comes time
for a character to meet their demise. And just in case that goes over our
heads, Haley is on hand to explain how each death ties in to a
horoscope.
It doesn't help that the characters are as paper thin as the titular
cards. 20 years ago bad horror movies would resort to stereotypes to
define their characters: the mousy final girl, the jock, the slut, the
nerd etc. Now that's been replaced by diversity, but the characters are no
more well drawn. The seven leads of Tarot are
distinguishable solely by either their race or their sexual preference:
the straight white girl, the white lesbian, the black guy, the East-Asian
lad, the Latina, the white guy and the South Asian girl (no prizes for
guessing which one is the nerd here). While the movie might pride itself
on its inclusive casting, it's really just another Hollywood movie giving
in to conservative fears. A couple of lines of dialogue could be removed
and the lesbian character would be made palatable for less enlightened
territories. While there's an inter-racial relationship between Haley and
Grant (Adain Bradley), they've conveniently split up at the point
where the movie starts. This means the film can claim to be progressive
while avoiding showing a black guy snogging a white girl, which continues
to be a taboo in Hollywood.
Tarot cards have featured in scores of horror movies, so it's remarkable
that it's taken until 2024 to find them so explicitly embedded in a
horror movie's premise. That just makes it all the more of a shame that
the film can't figure out how to capitalise on the potential of the cards
it's been dealt. Rather than leaning into its own concept, tarot instead
rehashes ideas from other movies (the clever car sensor sequence from
Bird Box
is blatantly stolen here). When it comes to mining scares from its own
premise, Tarot isn't playing with a full deck.
Tarot is on UK/ROI VOD now.
