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New Release Review - DIVINITY

Divinity review
A scientist is targeted by two brothers who want to acquire his formula for immortality.

Review by Eric Hillis

Directed by: Eddie Alcazar

Starring: Stephen Dorff, Scott Bakula, Moises Arias, Jason Genao, Bella Thorne, Emily Willis, Karrueche Tran

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One of the current talking points among conservatives is the idea that childless people are selfish sociopaths who should be punished by paying higher taxes than those with families. You would think if anyone should be penalised it's those who are jeopardising our future with the pitter patter of extra carbon footprints, but no, not having children is an act of unmitigated evil to this lot, never mind that many people simply can't afford to bring children into the world, or are physically unable to do so, or are self-aware enough to admit that they simply wouldn't make very good parents. The odd thing about the conservative argument against the childless is that it paints raising a family as an act of sacrifice, of duty, as though it's as miserable as being deployed to Fallujah. In reality most people raise families because they derive pleasure from doing so.

Divinity review

Writer/director Eddie Alcazar's threadbare sci-fi Divinity pushes this idea that the childless are a bunch of narcissists who aren't willing to sacrifice their fun lives for the sake of having children. It's set in a world where an anti-aging drug (the titular "Divinity") has been developed to the point where it offers its users something close to immortality. Trouble is, it has the unfortunate side effect of rendering its users impotent. Despite this, we're told that 97% of the population has opted for eternal youth over the ability to have a family, and the film paints this lot as superficial to a sociopathic degree, choosing pleasure over procreation. As an allegory it simply doesn't hold up, as in our real world billions of people gladly make the trade-off of aging prematurely by putting themselves through the physical and mental strain of bearing and raising children.


The 97% are visually portrayed as the inverse of the obese humans of Wall-E. Here the men are all ridiculously jacked bodybuilders while the women look like supermodels. The cast is largely made up of bodybuilders, socialites, influencers and porn stars, i.e. people who rely on their physicality to make a living, which makes you wonder why they would agree to appear in a movie that outright mocks their life choices.

Divinity review

Alcazar claims he worked without a script, and boy does it show. What little plot there is revolves around Jaxxon Pierce (Stephen Dorff), a scientist who took his father's (Scott Bakula) revolutionary anti-aging formula and has continually developed it despite its grave side-effects. A pair of alien brothers played by Moises Arias and Jason Genao materialise via a portal outside Jaxxon's home in the desert and hold him hostage, giving him doses of Divinity to the point where he begins to physically morph into a cross between John Merrick and the Hulk. Meanwhile a sex worker (Karrueche Tran) arrives at Jaxxon's mansion and mistakes the alien brothers for her clients, getting wrapped up in their antics. Elsewhere on some other plane of reality is a race of fertile women clad in skin tight catsuits who observe all this and tut tut like a Greek chorus scripted by Neil Breen. For a movie interrogating and critiquing the commodification of youth and beauty, the camera sure does spend an awful lot of time lingering over the bodies of fit young women.

Divinity review

There's barely enough material here to hold our interest for a 20 minute short, making Divinity a largely insufferable experience. The use of black and white in modern movies is often reductively labelled as "pretentious" by boring people, but it's deployment here doesn't help the case against such arguments. Some critics have praised the visuals, but aside from a fight scene that uses a bespoke stop-motion technique Alcazar has named "Metascope", there isn't much in the way of eye-candy here, unless you count the attractive female cast. The monochrome cinematography is often murky to the point where you'll find yourself involuntarily squinting. The production design does little to stand out from similar sci-fi movies, stuck in that '70s aesthetic. A Fellini-esque scene of partying beautiful people is filmed in a way that makes the whole affair look gross, which suggests the primary inspiration for Alcazar's film is John Frankenheimer's black and white sci-fi allegory Seconds, in which a wealthy schlub undergoes revolutionary surgery to resemble Rock Hudson. If you're seeking a movie that explores our obsession with beauty and vitality with some depth, I'd suggest opting for Seconds, rather than the sloppy seconds of Divinity.

Divinity is on Shudder from August 2nd.



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