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New Release Review - CLUB ZERO

Club Zero review
A nutritional teacher exerts an increasingly sinister influence over her pupils.

Review by Eric Hillis

Directed by: Jessica Hausner

Starring: Mia Wasikowska, Sidse Babett Knudsen, Mathieu Demy, Elsa Zylberstein, Amir El-Masry, Ksenia Devriendt, Florence Baker

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Austrian writer/director Jessica Hausner clearly didn't get the memo that we're no longer supposed to draw attention to people's weight, regardless of how unhealthy they appear. If we see someone putting themselves in danger with alcohol, drugs or cigarettes we're still encouraged to intervene. But if someone is similarly jeopardising their health by eating too much or too little, we're now expected to leave them at it. We mustn't "body shame." We've been gaslit by cranks who try to convince us that someone who is morbidly obese is as healthy as an Olympic swimmer. When a female celeb loses so much weight that her fans begin to express their concerns on social media, the celeb in question will post a video reassuring the plebs that they're in perfect health. In the past we would recognise this behaviour for what it is, an obvious deflection, but now we're supposed to feel bad for worrying over someone's scary weight loss, to feel like we're bullies for even mentioning it. When I was in school teachers would regularly ask kids if they were eating enough and even contact their parents to question their diets. Doing so today would probably get a teacher fired.

Club Zero review

With Club Zero, Hausner attempts to satirise our current awkward moment with weight loss. Trouble is, it's just not funny. Not because eating disorders are no laughing matter - any subject is ripe for ribbing - but because Hausner and co-writer Géraldine Bajard fail to inject the sort of black comedy that the subject matter requires. There isn't a single amusing line of dialogue or visual gag to be found here. Not to get into the realm of ethnic stereotyping, but Hausner is from the sombre school of Austrian filmmaking that has produced the likes of Haneke and Siedl, not exactly known for their laughs. We're left to wonder how this might play in the hands of more natural satirists and absurdists like Solondz, Lanthimos and Ostlund.


Australian actress Mia Wasikowska continues her commitment to avoiding Hollywood and working with more interesting auteurs from the indie and arthouse scene. Here she plays Miss Novak, a nutritional guru who is hired for a post at an exclusive English boarding school and tasked with teaching a class on "conscious eating." The small group of students who take her class do so for a variety of reasons, ranging from wanting to have a positive impact on the environment through lowering their consumption to simply getting the extra credits required for a scholarship.

Club Zero review

Novak's pseudo-science initially involves focussing intently on the food you put in your mouth. Her pupils are encouraged to take a small morsel on their fork and gaze at it contemplatively before chewing it very slowly, to consider every bite. The idea boils down to "the slower you eat, the less you eat." But as Novak gets her hooks into the kids, she leads them down a dangerous path, encouraging them to become members of "Club Zero", her real or imagined society of people who have learned to exist without eating at all.


Club Zero is set in a vaguely identifiable world that looks like the 1970s but which also features cellphones. The children are all English but their parents are mostly European. I'm not sure what Hausner is suggesting with this odd dichotomy, but it really doesn't add anything of thematic import. The brightly coloured, immaculately laid out production design suggests superficiality and sterility, but why the retro stylings? The reactions of Novak's students are curiously racial and gendered, with the sole black pupil the first to drop out, followed by one of two straight white males (the other attends the classes but stuffs his face outside of them). Of the four students who fully embrace Novak's methods, three are white girls and the other is queer-coded and possibly trans. The suggestion that straight boys and young women of colour aren't as susceptible to image issues is frankly bizarre.

Club Zero review

For Club Zero to work we need to buy into the idea of Novak exerting a cult-like control over these kids. Lumbered with a vaguely Central European accent, Wasikowska has none of her usual charm as the dry Miss Novak, so it's difficult to understand why the kids are so in her thrall. The young cast members seem confused regarding what tone they're expected to register, and so their performances all come off as flat and monotone. At one point, Hausner ironically tortures one of her young cast members by making her eat food she has just vomited up in an unbroken take. It's probably the only part of Club Zero that will be remembered. If you're looking for food for thought on the subject of eating disorders, Club Zero will leave your brain rumbling like the hollow stomachs of its deluded young protagonists.

Club Zero is in UK cinemas from December 6th.



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