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The Universal Theory review
A physicist investigates a series of murders at a scientific convention.

Review by Benjamin Poole

Directed by: Timm Kröger

Starring: Jan Bülow, Olivia Ross, Hanns Zischler, Gottfried Breitfuss

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The Universal Theory, Timm Kröger's (with writing support from Roderick Warich) historical-quantum-pastiche-thriller itself takes its eager audience on a time travel trip to cold war contexts and Hitchcockian presentations. A fealty to gorgeous period recreation is established early, with an introduction set in the gaudy mise-en-scene of a late-night 70s German TV chat show. The hauntology is vivid: patterned suits, male jewellery and an imprudent air of instability which pleasingly recalls continental late-night channel switching in holiday hotels...

The Universal Theory review

The retro precision continues with the arrival of a drunken guest, Johannes Leinert (Jan Bülow), an author whose new sci-fi novel grapples with multiverse concepts and doomed love. Poor old Johannes is everything you'd want from a writer on these sorts of intimate, archaic broadcasts: a couple of whiskies to the bad and bedraggled, his eyes bug as he insists to the wryly condescending host that his novel is "not a fantasy novel at all"  and is in fact a warning of sorts (bring back authors on chat shows, btw. Let's see Rachel Kushner on Graham Norton, Olga Tokarczuk as a Loose Woman: amazing).


The agitated writer ups and leaves the studio in distress (the dramatic walk out is another forgotten chat show trope we need more of) and we cut with disorientating juxtaposition to a younger, more together Johannes of 12 years earlier as he travels to the Canton of the Grisons, Switzerland. The colourful visual set of the opening freezes to expansive monochrome, the frame opening wide to take in the frosted panorama of the Alps. With these lush visuals Kröger and DoP Roland Stuprich are already moving us between intensely realised worlds, shifting verisimilitudes with their own idiosyncrasies of narrative and cinematic grammar. Here, the nostalgia replicates the adventure thriller of the 1960s, with a Hermannesque score and a man who knows too little caught within dangerously escalating circumstances beyond his understanding...

The Universal Theory review

Johannes is at the magic mountains for a physics conference, and the situation starts to slip when the keynote speaker, who has been promised to honour The Universal Theory's title and explain existence, mysteriously doesn't turn up. This enigma is compounded by an ensuing series of deaths/resurrections and the elusive presences of an attractive pianist (Olivia Ross) who knows aspects of Johannes' previous life in a way that would seem to be impossible...


It's all very handsome to look at, but at such a slow pace, the obscure and elliptic narrative of The Universal Theory does try the patience, and, furthermore, aligning us with the jejune cluelessness of Johannes makes for a removed experience. From the chintzy opening we know our protagonist survives, that something is going to go wrong, and that it involves a multiverse. The remaining running time is a slow explication of the intro's summary.

The Universal Theory review

The plot takes in cold war paranoia, time shifts and ersatz string theory, and every so often inculcates a (deftly executed) suspense sequence. But the problem with working within the hyperboles of pastiche is that stakes are compromised, which is an inherent narrative problem with multiverse premises, too. Perhaps in some cosy corner of the omniverse there is a version of this review which prizes The Universal Theory's clear love for and reproduction of classic Hollywood, aligning the old with du'jour concepts of parallel planes. Alas, in the 616 universe, this reviewer remains as Johannes in the final moments of his arc, lamentful and wondering what could have been.

The Universal Theory is in UK/ROI cinemas from December 13th.



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