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New Release Review - DEATH OF A UNICORN

Death of a Unicorn review
father and daughter's lives are changed when they crash their car into a unicorn.

Review by Eric Hillis

Directed by: Alex Scharfman

Starring: Paul Rudd, Jenna Ortega, Richard E. Grant, Téa Leoni, Will Poulter, Anthony Carrigan, Sunita Mani, Jessica Hynes, Steve Park

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If you're an animal lover, there's an undeniable pleasure in seeing a clip of a matador getting their just desserts as they mistime a movement and end up getting gored by a bull. If you like seeing wronged creatures run their sharp horns through the brittle bodies of human assholes, there are briefly satisfying moments of such bloodletting in Death of a Unicorn, but little else on offer.

Death of a Unicorn review

Writer/director Alex Scharfman's satirical creature feature sees Paul Rudd and Jenna Ortega play corporate lawyer Elliot Kintner (that name presumably a nod to two Spielberg movies) and his teenage daughter Ridley (Jenna Ortega). The latter is none too happy when her dad forces here to tag along for a weekend at the home of Elliot's boss, terminally ill billionaire Odell (Richard E. Grant). As the pair bicker in the car on the way, Elliot takes his eyes off the road and hits what initially appears to be a white horse. Upon closer inspection it's only a bloody unicorn! When Ridley grasps the apparently not-so-mythical creature's horn she experiences a trip that resembles the climax of 2001: A Space Odyssey, but it's interrupted when Elliot bashes the beast's head in with a tire iron.


Believing the creature to be dead, Elliot loads it in the back of his SUV and continues on to Odell's mansion. But there it comes to life, and noting how Ridley's acne disappeared when splashed with its blood, Odell sees an opportunity to use the creature to cure his cancer while making a fortune from its healing powers. Things get messy when in the fashion of classic monster movie Gorgo, bigger unicorns come looking for their baby.

Death of a Unicorn review

Death of a Unicorn is very much a classic b-movie setup, one that plays out in a single location like a 1940s poverty row production. But such movies usually ran for less than 70 minutes and generally had no ambitions beyond providing some cheap thrills. Scharfman isn't content with mere monster movie entertainment; he believes he's making some insightful satire, but his film has nothing more to say than "rich people are bad." His rich people - along with Odell we get his trophy wife Belinda (Téa Leoni) and his obnoxious son Shepard (Will Poulter) - are certainly bad, but they're not very interesting. The dialogue is nowhere near as sharp and witty as it needs to be for this sort of thing to work. Grant, Leoni and Poulter try their best but fail to elevate their villains above stock sociopaths. Rudd is similarly adrift as a character whose treatment of his daughter makes him unlikeable for far too much of the film. Ortega has to settle for yet another emo teen stereotype, sleepwalking through the narrative.


Death of a Unicorn only comes alive when people start dying. There's some brief fun when the angry unicorns arrive and start disembowelling some awful people, but due to the bond that's established early on between Ridley and the creatures, there's never any fear that the one innocent party here might be in any danger.

Death of a Unicorn review

Of course, there's a now obligatory "trauma" backstory, with Ridley having lost her mother and Elliot seeming to throw himself into his work to avoid facing their grief head-on. It all feels dishonest, as though Scharfman felt obliged to add such an element in the hopes it might somehow elevate the material. Death of a Unicorn is one of many movies that have trod the same post-Get Out path of sending an innocent character to a place where they're surrounded by villainous rich narcissists, and the gimmick is really wearing thin at this point. In failing to stand out from the contemporary horror-comedy crowd, Death of a Unicorn is anything but a unicorn.

Death of a Unicorn is in UK/ROI cinemas from April 4th.

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